Tell your story… I might as well have founded The Bank of New York. I started there in 2004. They say it’s 200 or 300 years old, but guess what? No one can prove it. I spent 20 years tracing its history, it’s fucking astounding. …

Long Live the Illuminated Science — Economics smelled like bullshit the second I had it smeared in my face in college. The short of it — the most annoying of the privileged fucks with whom I attended university ran from every philosophical argument I presented by citing some bullshit people were talking about at the time…

And If You Don’t Know, Now You Know — I ain’t trading my youth for no suit and jacket I ain’t giving my freedom for your money and status These are keys. But once you enter the corporate world, you start losing them all the time, friends find them for you, return em. But you do it so much…

Y’all Keep Calling My Crazy, Think of 10 Years From Now, After I’m Proved Right — Trump won because of Titter. But it’s trickier than that. Titter was the fastest platform to share links quickly. Back then ‘quickly’ looks comically slow to us today. Stick with me. Everything’s right, so just hold tight. People who don’t have anything to do will look for, well, a leader…

I’m Ready to Come Out Now — When you’ve touched so many lives in a genuinely positive way Let’s stop there. I can’t do this. For the less educated of you (never feel bad, education is an invisible system that even those who benefit from it don’t understand, *especially* those working inside it, so you’re going to…

Most of Y’All Don’t Wanna Know — Anyone can start reading an article and quit. Not anyone can comprehend this article without quitting. I promise you this will “pay off”, as people like to say. We’ll address our different ideas of paying off at a later date. But here goes, buckle the fuck up. (That first swear…

At Some Point It All Catches Up to You — When you’ve experimented on yourself with drugs long enough, tested your own sanity to the point you’ve grokked that Jekyll and Hyde shit, destroyed your family, then rebuilt it precisely the way you always wanted it, like some benevolent dictator given a turn at God’s steering wheel, you hit the…

Neddy Bly Prepares to Leave the Madhouse — I have almost reached my destination. When I couldn’t find the courage to compose a single tweet, or when I wanted to close my account after 100 tweets, I am now approaching 10,000 tweets. Daily I read articles about riches to be made online, and I feel sorry for everyone…

You are 1 of 2 Versions of Human — Humans aren’t programmed to hate. This is an inconvenient fact your government does not want you to know. But not just your government, there is no conspiracy here. It’s every government that promotes negative myths about our fellow humans who, since they are humans like us, are optimized for Love. …