This corporate shit, like, doesn’t even make any sense.

Everyone is Always Wrong

Site of some of the best conversations I’ve ever shouted in my life.

Me at bars after work in the 80’s: “This corporate shit, like, doesn’t even make any sense.” Everyone: “Shut up you’re [high, drunk, annoying, stupid, a moron, hilarious, weird, out of your mind].” But I had a ton of fun and learned about sex.

Me at bars after work in the 90's

“This corporate shit, like, doesn’t even make any sense.” Everyone: “Shut up you’re [high, drunk, annoying, stupid, a moron, hilarious, weird, out of your mind].” But I had a ton of fun and scammed America with the stock market. Babies minus Candy equals my 1990s.

Me at bars after work in the 00's

“This corporate shit, like, doesn’t even make any sense.” Everyone: “Shut up you’re [bitter, just jealous, insane, a bitch, nuts, hilarious, weird, out of your mind].” But I had a ton of fun and scammed America with mortgage bullshit. Everyone voluntarily shackles themselves to a mortgage… especially when they can’t afford it. (It’s their wives. Always.) I continued to take candy from babies throughout the 2000s. By now I’m absurdly wealthy by world standards.

Me at bars after work in the 10's

“This corporate shit, like, doesn’t even make any sense. Have you heard of bitcoin?” Everyone: “Shut up you’re [boring, crazy, gullible, a bitch, nuts, hilarious, weird, out of your mind].” But I got insanely rich off the latest legal pyramid scheme. No bars after work. I quit work. It never made sense.

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