The Real Story of Why I Quit My 800k Job

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  • Start only sleeping with men on boards (both their in-home saunas, usually while wife and kids are out of town) and men on corporate boards
  • I parlay my pussy (sincerest apologies, I am a SUCKER for aliteration [and thick…. bankrolls. Bankrolls, what did YOU think I was going to say?] into better than boards, an early investor in Palantir
  • You would think this would be a conflict of interest Accenture + Palantir is not to be encouraged, but, there it was
  • The early 10’s then became absurdly easy, probably not dissimilar to how Kim and Kanye spend most days — cars, planes, yachts, meals, all paid for by fellow absurdly wealthy trying to win you over onto their side, we’re told we have to get on this Bitcoin scam, it’s the best one yet that our peers have devised
  • We divorce, I am absurdly wealthy because of IPOs and ICOs. My husband SPAC-ed off right before I sprung the papers on him, he did not see it coming, thank God he did not because it added another 200m to the settlement.



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Neddy Bly

Neddy Bly

Middle-aged, possibly insane, lover of moments, THRILLED to finally feel alive. Obsessed with the constellation of bights (binary lights) between people’s ears.