Before We Yet Again Get Swallowed Up by Anger, Let Me Explain
Everyone in? Get comfortable. I’m about to do us all a favor and resolve the abortion issue. Ready? Actually no one cares about you. They’re here to see Kanye. [Big announcement to come.]
So, comment on any paragraph you think is False. (You’re welcome to rage in the comments, the algorithm will filter.) GO
Abortion. Is legal. It should never be mentioned. There are literally an infinite amount of things that could be said in our Constitution (it’s not in the constitution, dude, you need to understand that. It’s in the duct tape and bandaid medley we stitch on top to the Constitution.) But for some reason “Abortion” got addressed. Why? I will explain. Just let me know you’re interested. It won’t work if you’re not interested. [What do
[ What do The Beatles and Kanye (🐐) praise account 🗝🚀🌙 have in common?]
We need BOTH Freedom of Religion AND Freedom from Religion. The slaveowner hunks of late 1700s missed that shit. Know why? They didn’t have Google. They *were* the Googles of their day (nah, they were the Kanyes.) It’s time. Add it. Freedom from Religion.
Now, why or how does this relate to religion? Prior to present day democracies, there was no way to encode the popular wisdom. Note: popular wisdom was established by war before the ARPANET came along. Religion resulted from men gathering, more comfortable with penises than vaginas, and decree
ing that women aren’t allowed to kill the children they don’t like. No one ever imagined a day when we would have wrestled our destiny away from nature. God is not dead, he’s just the dad in the passenger seat, resigned to the fact that the offspring who used to taste his own fe
[et|ces] is now operating a motor vehicle. Women would kill their children before age 7 ALL. THE. TIME. Y’all just never think about that. Cuz you so present-biased. (By present I mean last 10,000 years.) As tech improved, women survived. Then we “discovered” sperm. Whoa.
Just stop the sperm. No, just stop the egg. It’s the man’s jo — SHUT UP! I have the power. Abortion is a new concept. But a legacy rule, misapplied. Freedom from Religion frees us from government control of our bodies, which, in hindsight (20 yrs from now) will seem obvious:
Some women have a hard time processing their children. Another one, that isn’t like them, that matches the spouse, FEELS like it will destroy them. Or any of a HUNDRED other motivations.
Women must be free to make mistakes. Just like the rest of you.
We are equals.
We are equals.
There are no discussions of your sperm.
There are to be no discussions of our eggs.
Only Religion insists that we discuss this.
Women who have an abortion and DO NOT regret it, have that right. God-given. Women who have an abortion and DO regret it, have that right. God-given. You are depriving them of that.
Civil Rights will prevail. We just need smarter people in charge.
Go do something to help.
Coffee gets it all started. What could be easier?!
We’ll talk Money in the next Masterclass. Don’t you appreciate how succinct this is? Would love to do it again.
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